'Cause we're never gonna survive, unless...

An example of me and my brother IMing; TromGator = Mike & SGFKnight = Steven

SGFKnight (10:46:00 PM): I gotta buy a gun if I get this State Attorney job

SGFKnight (10:46:11 PM): I'll be a "law enforcement officer"

TromGator (10:46:15 PM): buy one and cover it in rhinestones with a bedazzler

SGFKnight (10:46:22 PM): and I'll have a state bade and stuff

SGFKnight (10:46:27 PM): yeah I should

SGFKnight (10:46:33 PM): badge

SGFKnight (10:46:49 PM): and I'll get law enforcement discounts

SGFKnight (10:46:57 PM): and a state license plate

TromGator (10:46:54 PM): put the nickname "Flash" on your badge with some tape and carry your rhinestone gun

SGFKnight (10:47:01 PM): I can park in the grass

TromGator (10:47:01 PM): and a rhinestone clipboard

SGFKnight (10:47:19 PM): I can park on sidewalks if I want to

TromGator (10:47:20 PM): so can i

SGFKnight (10:47:35 PM): yeah but i will legally be able to

SGFKnight (10:47:54 PM): and if somebody has a problem with it then BLAM I will just shoot them

TromGator (10:47:58 PM): great

SGFKnight (10:48:07 PM): and beat them with my badge

SGFKnight (10:48:26 PM): lol great

SGFKnight (10:48:48 PM): i'm going to put the badge on a lanyard so I can swing it and hit people with "THE LAW"

TromGator (10:48:45 PM): get like a Revolutionary war rifle with like the cotton and the gunpowder and the pole you have to shove down the front

TromGator (10:49:47 PM): not a lanyard put it on an elastic band that you can throw out and it snaps back once it hits them

SGFKnight (10:51:35 PM): as a state attorney.... this is what they will issue to me to drive BLAMMO

TromGator (10:52:01 PM): i think you should get a bald eagle as a sidekick and name him "Freedom" and have him attack people

SGFKnight (10:52:14 PM): a replica of captain nemo's submarine

SGFKnight (10:52:15 PM): lol

TromGator (10:52:30 PM): "DIVE FREEDOM!!!"

SGFKnight (10:52:39 PM): yeah they have eagle training

TromGator (10:52:40 PM): CACAWWWW!

SGFKnight (10:52:57 PM): LOL

TromGator (10:53:06 PM): "NO FREEDOM THE OTHER GUY!"

TromGator (10:53:52 PM): like mix a few red and blue rhinsteones amongst the normal ones on your gun...

TromGator (10:54:09 PM): and like have blue metallic speedos you wear on the outside of your suit

TromGator (10:54:26 PM): get some little egale blue metallic ones for the bird

SGFKnight (10:54:57 PM): here's the badge I would get click here

TromGator (10:55:09 PM): not very shiny

SGFKnight (10:55:21 PM): yeah it is

SGFKnight (10:55:28 PM): it's real gold from what I hear

SGFKnight (10:55:59 PM): the jacksonville badges look better but they say "The Bold New City of the South" on the so they are gay

TromGator (10:56:07 PM): wow

TromGator (10:56:15 PM): what does the Bartow ones say

TromGator (10:56:21 PM): the city of azaleas

SGFKnight (10:56:30 PM): yeah jax's slogan is "Bold new city of the south"

SGFKnight (10:56:56 PM): Bartow's slogan is "We got a super wal-mart!!!"

TromGator (10:56:59 PM): lol

SGFKnight (10:57:04 PM): with three exclamation points always

SGFKnight (10:57:30 PM): I actually interviewed there

SGFKnight (10:57:43 PM): they did an on campus interview and I went to it for practice

TromGator (10:57:40 PM): should be "if you're reading this badge then you're probably being arrested and you hate this city anyway so there's not much we can do to inspire you"

SGFKnight (10:57:59 PM): they liked me and sent letters and stuff but I just ignored them

TromGator (10:57:59 PM): yeah I know

SGFKnight (10:58:07 PM): oh ok

SGFKnight (10:58:10 PM): who told you?

SGFKnight (10:58:11 PM): me?

TromGator (10:58:13 PM): I had the City of Bartow seal on my laptop wallpaper for three weeks

SGFKnight (10:58:24 PM): huh?

SGFKnight (10:58:25 PM): why

TromGator (10:58:39 PM): to be stupid - now I have the pic of you as a hashbrown

SGFKnight (10:58:50 PM): lol

TromGator (10:58:47 PM): I show it at meetings

SGFKnight (10:58:54 PM): cool

SGFKnight (10:59:08 PM): you should cut and past a little state attorney badge on it

TromGator (10:59:08 PM): i say this is my brother as a hashbrown

TromGator (10:59:15 PM): with no setup other than that

SGFKnight (10:59:24 PM): as like an ice breaker or something?

TromGator (10:59:24 PM): no

SGFKnight (10:59:45 PM): as a hasbrown and with a polka dot bra on his head

TromGator (10:59:48 PM): well noone noitces the bra

SGFKnight (11:00:00 PM): lol really

TromGator (11:00:13 PM): you should make a new hashbrown pic with the badge and blue undeis and gun and add Freedom to it

TromGator (11:00:41 PM): Hash Force

TromGator (11:01:09 PM): like your other sidekick is a tatertot

TromGator (11:01:28 PM): called Lil' Spud

TromGator (11:01:45 PM): he can squish under doors and in other tight places

SGFKnight (11:01:56 PM): lol

TromGator (11:02:43 PM): he can also do survelance hidden in people orders of tater tots

SGFKnight (11:03:01 PM): yeah

TromGator (11:03:03 PM): or she - casting will determine the sex

TromGator (11:03:16 PM): it's a tot so it can be either

SGFKnight (11:03:16 PM): he can be a crystals tater tot

TromGator (11:03:22 PM): or a sonic one

TromGator (11:03:34 PM): he's a master of tot disguise

SGFKnight (11:03:45 PM): the criminals eat at crystals

TromGator (11:03:47 PM): oh

SGFKnight (11:03:58 PM): ok bed time

SGFKnight (11:04:00 PM): ttyl

TromGator (11:03:58 PM): cya